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KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THI
KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." _____________TEACHER: Cindy, why ar e you doing your mathmultiplication on the floor?CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!_____________TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!_____________TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about?SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!______________TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.GEORGE: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George! ______________TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WILLIE: Me!______________TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.______________TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."ELLEN: I is...TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."_____________TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." _____________TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doingit. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand." ______________TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. _______________TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!______________TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?PUPIL: A teacher.
